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"Okay. You've got a week to rob a bank using only a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium and a bottle of whiskey. Jed here has a week to steal a battleship using a goat, a can of gold paint, and three resin models of Warren G. Harding. Go!"

Couple arrested for driving stolen car filled with uranium, a rattlesnake and whiskey: "There's quite a few unanswered questions" trib.al/Q22KX4W



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Ain’t life beautiful and strange? Head to the merch store for your chance to get the Be Brave hoodie. Link in story. instagram.com/p/Bz2FGr5h_9o/…


This is still important, guys. #JurassicWorld #JurassicPark #Margarita

facebook.com/texashumor/vid… Can we all talk about how margaritas are more important than dinosaur attacks?



Just emailed @Airbnb about an idea that I have. This is how business works right? #notthe80sanymore #millenials


facebook.com/texashumor/vid… Can we all talk about how margaritas are more important than dinosaur attacks?


Thank you for that commercial. I'm overwhelmed by the power of your advertising. @84LumberNews


Free college? Bernie Sanders? *swoon* #debates


Where am I supposed to go when I get raped and contract an STD? #fundplannedparenthood #debates #HillaryClinton


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Tweet of the night.


My little sister started laughing when Trump did nothing but degrade @HillaryClinton. A child knows when this is sad. #debates


Hands Held High - Linkin Park - Explains my reactions in beginning of #election2016 and now. #scared #nolongerfunny


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Last night David Tennant went to see Billie Piper in Yerma at @youngvictheatre


We in this together like

4 years ago today, we found out what star sign the Doctor was… ♐️ bbc.in/2cbuxp2 #DoctorWho



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This "tiny farm" grows vegetables in your kitchen


My first go at #sticknpoke. Thanks to following a friend from the past, I will live through her… instagram.com/p/BHYf7VejWFR/


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