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Sam (Badger) Marchand

@sambadger

Not a fan of square plates. Big fan of label makers. Probably cold. Please pass me a blanket.

Host: Would you sign an abortion ban? Donny: They tried to get student loans, the loans, I saw it, they failed. #Debate2024


Who's watching @DCCheerleaders on @netflix? I'm only on episode 3... but I'm hooked for a bunch of conflicting reasons.


Happy 7 year ADOPTAVERSARY to my sweet pup Olive. 🥹

sambadger's tweet image. Happy 7 year ADOPTAVERSARY to my sweet pup Olive. 🥹

I’m gonna guess that if a man’s bio says they “stand on business” they need therapy to discuss why they are so easily triggered.


Predications for Supers: Texas, Tennessee, LSU, Georgia, OSU, Mizzou, Florida, Oklahoma. @NCAASoftball


Why does the @Utah_Softball catcher lean forward and fall over with every throw back to the pitcher? 🤯


I found Brown and Serve sausages in my freezer that expired September 2020. Is it more disturbing that I had them at all? Or that I actually googled if they were still good to eat?


I too am parting ways with Scooter Braun. I will be taking no further questions at this time.


Why are rugs so expensive?


Am I the only person who prefers using Twitter on my PC desktop 😬


Noted. To purchase more.

All the @JackDaniels_US drinkers should take note.

TravisTritt's tweet image. All the @JackDaniels_US drinkers should take note.


“I have no such fear.” GTFO 😂 You have no such sense.

Other artists who are deleting Anheuser-Busch products from their hospitality rider might not say so in public for fear of being ridiculed and cancelled. I have no such fear.



Fragile masculinity. Also, who are you?

I will be deleting all Anheuser-Busch products from my tour hospitality rider. I know many other artists who are doing the same.



Wait so the woman on #MILFManor have to date the other women’s sons?? And the first “challenge” was each woman feelings the boys up and guessing which one is her own son?! This is just strange. And incestuous.


I feel like I live in a general state if chaos to the point where soothing spa music actually stresses me out. Peace gives me anxiety. That’s where we’re at, folks.


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