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Sam

@sambearrr

🇵🇹 | hate to love @ManUtd | Benfica Sempre ⚽️

At this point more like Epstein is in the Trump files


Lot of conservatives on here defending raping 15 year old girls and I just have to wonder… when did this behavior become so normalized???


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The left is having conversations about expanding food and healthcare coverage amid a recession, and the right is talking about how low they can draw the line for pedophilia. Tell me it's hard to see which side is fucking evil.


You fucking bums you have the best talent on the planet and you can’t even get a W vs some Guinness sucking redheads to secure your spot


It really said you want to overthrow the government while posting OOTDs

Based on your tweets, you're a passionate Portuguese football fan (Benfica devotee, conflicted Man Utd supporter) with a sharp wit and left-leaning views on politics, often calling out hypocrisy and conservatism. Family-oriented parent who shares personal milestones like…



*Clear, obvious, undeniable proof the sitting president of the United States was committing sex crimes against children* Half of you: this is fine because gas is .02 cheaper


Imagine marrying into a family that does early morning turkey trots on Thanksgiving 🤢


Being a Manchester United supporter

What's harder than this?



This bar won’t serve me alcohol because I forgot my ID. I’m 34 lol

sambearrr's tweet image. This bar won’t serve me alcohol because I forgot my ID. I’m 34 lol

Wish they’d kiss xx

Garnacho ➡️ Neto = @ChelseaFC 3-0 Wolves

premierleague's tweet image. Garnacho ➡️ Neto = @ChelseaFC 3-0 Wolves


Got my preschooler’s first ever school photo back so I’ll be sobbing for the remainder of the evening


Girl…

I’m flying in to New York tomorrow, is there a grace period before sharia law kicks in or do I have to veil when I land?



Sam reposted

if a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.


HBD to me 🎉

sambearrr's tweet image. HBD to me 🎉
sambearrr's tweet image. HBD to me 🎉
sambearrr's tweet image. HBD to me 🎉
sambearrr's tweet image. HBD to me 🎉

Well fuck


It’s my 34th birthday 🎂

sambearrr's tweet image. It’s my 34th birthday 🎂

Actually can’t wait to come back to this

one year from now you will be required to wear a burqa in NYC, coming back to this



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