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I enjoy human pastimes such as imbibing beer/wine, perambulating across SiO2 terrains, and striking small white spheres with metal rods. Definitely NOT a bot.
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Bad for a lot of reasons. This is not how a society works. Ill-judged tweet.
“Courageous” MP sends nudes on internet and jeopardises national security. He’s V. Chairman of the 1922 committee who decide on PMs. Embarrassing how little the government thinks of you. Off to work, pay your taxes, there’s a good little prole! #Tory #WilliamWragg #ToryChaos
Tory back benches.
Log off Twitter for a week. 17 new porn bot followers, Julia whatsherface baiting anyone sensible about the anniversary of Brexit, and Braverman crowing about how successful we are as a country. Great to be back.
A short thread. 1/n It’s my birthday today. I am 69 years old. I am as white, working class and British as they come. For me, the Nazi Blitz is just one generation ago. My mum, who dies just last year, was bombed out of the East End when she was nine …
Ah yes, the receptacle where people wash potential faeces and urine from their hands, the perfect place to prep my food.
Completely normal phenomenon.
The rise of the machines.
Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂
Must be bad.
BREAKING: The Taliban in Afghanistan issue an official statement calling on Pakistan and Iran to exhibit restraint and avoid violence They say they are very worried by recent developments 🇮🇷🇵🇰🇦🇫
England has the only privatised Water in Europe, the most water pollution, and the most expensive water. The UK has the only fully privatised energy, and the most expensive. The UK has privatised rail, the slowest, least reliable and of course the most expensive in Europe.
“James Joyce said that if you took any town in the world as a whole, the entire Odyssey of Ulysses would be repeated in that town every day.” Musician T Bone Burnett, born OTD in 1948, on winning an Album of the Year Grammy for O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Hehehe, the replies.
Catching up with mates this weekend? Help us make our streets safer for everyone by anonymously telling the police about locations where you feel unsafe on the #StreetSafe tool. 📲💻➔ police.uk/streetsafe
Sherpas are the closest thing we’ll get to superheroes.
Gelje Sherpa was taking a private client up Mt. Everest when he noticed someone dying just 500 meters from the summit. So he ran over, wrapped him in a sleeping mattress, gave him oxygen, put him on his back, and hiked him 6 hours down the mountain to safety.
To understand how batshit today has been, imagine a doctor volunteered with Médecins Sans Frontières to treat patients in a war zone. For no fee. And politicians and commentators suggested it was a moral failing because of those patients’ personal histories.
This is not a parody. I repeat, this is not a parody.
Dear @elonmusk, Please help! The UK's Labour Party are getting Community Notes published in their favour. Despite the fact these notes are often wrong as verified by leading barristers such as @SBarrettBar. We've an election this year. What do you advise we do? Kind Regards🇬🇧
Why did Starmer not act to prevent the fire that raged through the Library of Alexandria? Because he wants you to be ignorant of the facts, that’s why.
Why did Starmer sit around doing nothing when Germany invaded Poland? Keep it going 😊
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