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Hey @LindseyGrahamSC, what's in your Steel Dossier? Haven't ever seen a man lose his conscience so quickly as you did. What skeletons are in your closet to make you sell out so hard?
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Can we talk for a minute about the atrocious fit of @stevemnuchin1's tailcoat? Reusing that wedding image is the real scandal here
You should make the Mexico border wall out of Hillary's emails since no one can get over them.
I reported his Mika tweet to Twitter for targeted harrassment. Everyone should
Serious question: how would you feel about Trump rn if he appointed Obama Secretary of State? Everything else (Bannon, etc) Remains the same
Mike Pence should be obligated to change his last name to Pennies to be eligible for VP #makepencepenniesagain
David Attenborough should change his name in protest and in support of democracy
I infused vodka with basil and poured it into tomato juice it's delicious I need baby mozz to garnish
You might be pushing it too hard when you're working late and have to stop because youre literally bleeding on your proposal #thatsnotredink
Eating leftover Chinese food is way easier on the conscience when you spin it as atoning for the sins of yesterday
The wife is away today that means I can make all the bread and homemade pasta I want and I won't get in trouble
F yes
Not sure if Kanye is the black Trump or Trump is the white Kanye but I think 2016 will bring Schadenfreude for both #blessings
COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good
This is the time of year people come to NYC from all around the world to STAND THE FUCK AROUND WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF THE WAY
The Brazilian restaurant across from my office feels like my version of Cheers, but with more cachaça and delicious steak and Portuguese.
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