benjamin p
@schmenjangles
In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection | Crows can remember faces and hold grudges, animal behaviorists have shown |
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All of my opponents would overrule Ohioans by supporting a national abortion ban in the Senate. While they work to ban abortion, I will continue fighting for and standing with the people of Ohio.
Oh, and "God Bless America" is a pop song. Leave your hat on and sit the fck down.
I just remembered how early my alarm was set for today, and how I would very much not like to be awoken at that hour tomorrow. However, I have a child and pets so I’ll be up anyway good times I am so tired
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We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣 📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork
So to sum up: OH House GOP used a questionable maneuver to re-create an August election they had already gotten rid of, in order to try & convince Ohioans to vote against their own democratic interest, all to preempt a November abortion rights amendment most Ohioans say they want
I'd make that face too if there was a carafe(?!) of peanuts(?!) nearby for some reason.
this AI beer commercial looks exactly like how an alien intelligence would understand our beer commercials
A person this size would be riddled with health problems
A lot of you haven't properly thought through how we're going to fight the nephilim when they resurface...but you should.
This week has brought the existence of the NFL troll world to my attention. Amazed by how much hostility and ‘expertise’ exists here in the internet wasteland. All the negativity and conflict is nourishing for the “lack of faith in humanity” portion of my aging mind. One ❤️! 🐅
Regarding the Palestine, Ohio Environmental mess: - Yes, it's bad - No, It's not even close to a "chernobyl" - Yes, Norfolk Southern is almost entirely to blame - Yes, Pete Buttigieg could have said more publicly - Yes, Biden offered Fed assistance - Yes, DeWine declined Fed…
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