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Retweeting into the void

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go birds

yooolivia's tweet image. go birds

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this is very important to my culture.

icourtneycries's tweet image. this is very important to my culture.

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Philly! We can’t tell you how excited we are! Can’t wait to keep riding with you guys and to get the job done 🤟

kschwarb12's tweet image. Philly! We can’t tell you how excited we are! Can’t wait to keep riding with you guys and to get the job done 🤟

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In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i'm sure


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I think the Eagles should double down and get another rabbit


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if I wanted to watch a bunch of mopey millionaire athletes underperform I'd simply watch the Phillies


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most women think astrology is bullshit but it's fun and harmless. this is a test of your whimsy

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly



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It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on christmas


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2025 Eagles cannot hurt me because the 2023 Eagles taught me when it’s time to check out


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my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated

invis4yo's tweet image. my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated

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More important than having a wife or children or owning a home, by the age of 30 you should have a go to karaoke song


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i’m not from america i’m from new york


Me when I’m hot and overstimulated on my subway commute

why would you show up FAT and wearing JEANS



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i automatically assume every social media admin is a girl and truly can't tell if that's some form of internalized misogyny or just me just thinking only women are funny


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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!


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Me when I see my man smile and I realize how in love I am:

imadoringyou's tweet image. Me when I see my man smile and I realize how in love I am:

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i’ve seen this gif more times than my dad’s side of the family


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Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside


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