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Scotch & Snark

@scotchandsnark

Alter Ego for Unfiltered Single Malt Self.

You expect me to take you seriously while you are wearing pants?


work out your wallet not your abs. Both are attractive to women but only one gets compound interest.


looking at laptops from the 90's in old tv shows is a bit scary.


a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste


Hookers and blow: Because walking around with a mirror topped end table would be weird.


Measuring life in empty wine bottles and good conversations doesn't seem like a bad way to go.


Is it fucked up that I find it disturbing when men date women their own age? lol


Who are you people and where are my pants?


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The number of U.S. craft breweries, microbreweries and brewpubs has grown 73% since 2009: on.wsj.com/11YVBTl

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Any time you start to feel like we are living in the future and tech is amazing, remember the fax machine hasn't died yet.


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Flu Clinic Selling 2009 Version Of Vaccine For A Few Bucks Cheaper onion.com/ZFpeHq

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Going to be a little odd starting over. A bit like shouting into the dark.


Account is new, I am not.


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