Max Bender
@section004
Please stop with the porn, I don't endulge in it. I won't sub to your OF either.
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If someone were to convince you that lizard people exist, what person are you starting with? For me, it's Angelina Jolie. I think she's lizard people.
My parents are assholes to each other. They were assholes to us. But in the strange scheme of things, they were monogamous. I think this is the biggest bit of fuckery I've had in my long life. Didn't know how to have a healthy relationship and no examples of whoring around.
Part two of The Epiphany: they were certainly not role models for being in a relationship. And at the other end of that, I didn't exactly learn how to be a whore either. In turn, my days of being a young single person didn't produce as many partners as it should have.
Back to the epiphany. My parents really sucked at their relationship. Digging deeper, they sucked at most things. Don't get me wrong, I still love them in a biblical sense.
Which also remind me that I pulled a boat and trailer through McDonald's parking lot. The drive-thru girl was so impressed that I didn't hit anything she gave me like six pies for free. Those are the days!
It's kind of crazy how you come across psychological epiphanies about yourself. Sometimes it happens when you're looking at a braum's sign previously thinking about how good their burgers used to be. WTF happened to them?
I just found out how nice it is to sit on a cold chair. My hot ass sincerely appreciated it.
Are y'all still calling those little bumps in the middle of the road city titties?
I saw a video of a guy sucking on a woman's double chin. I was so grossed out. However, I am so down to suck on a woman's butt cheek. What's wrong with me? Why am I like this?
Soo, Nelly Furtado isn't skinny. She's still damn hot! She's better looking than most women at any size. At any size she can get a mustache ride from me.
Was reading some things and in a comment section, I realized, "damn, that's me! But more of it and worse." That sucks.
At a Chinese restaurant, Mexican dude walks in. Doesn't speak English. Has Chinese symbol tatted on his neck.
I was reading comments in a post about segs. Man, alot of dudes have given up on the chase or they are chased out. Porn is becoming a sexual orientation.
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