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@themuffreport

My name is Muffy. I love stupid humor. Join me down the rabbit hole of mind numbing memes and videos 🌈🤷🏼‍♀️

Waiting for the good commercials to come on

themuffreport's tweet image. Waiting for the good commercials to come on

Naming a kid or a pet really makes you realize how many people you don’t like.


Someone just said “Chariots of Fire" is just dramatic “On Top of Spaghetti" and now I can’t unhear


What’s it called when a song gives you the ick? Mine is “It’s My Life” and I have no idea why.


There’s a trend saying the #1 song on your 10th birthday predicts your 2026… Mine is “How Will I Know.” Thanks, that clears things up.


Happy National “Rummage Through the Garbage Looking for the Missing Gift” Day to those who celebrate


There is a limited amazon promotion where if you type "thank your driver" into the search bar on the app, you will see an option to have Amazon tip the last person who delivered to you $5. It comes from Amazon, not you. It's not in big print, but it is there!


Blocking someone isn't enough I want them to get lice


Another week and this asshole shows up again

themuffreport's tweet image. Another week and this asshole shows up again

Absolutely not

themuffreport's tweet image. Absolutely not

I listen to accidental butt dials like I'm in an FBI van


If the last text you received were engraved on your tombstone, what would it say?


🎃🧡Did you know stopping by a nursing home on Halloween can make a huge impact? Positive social visits are linked to better emotional well-being in older adults — and kids love spreading the smiles. Reach out to your local nursing home to see if they’re participating! 🎃🧡

themuffreport's tweet image. 🎃🧡Did you know stopping by a nursing home on Halloween can make a huge impact?
Positive social visits are linked to better emotional well-being in older adults — and kids love spreading the smiles.
Reach out to your local nursing home to see if they’re participating! 🎃🧡

You ever get a text and think am I drunk reading this or are you drunk writing this ?


What’s something that feels illegal but isn’t?


I had no idea these were in my memory until now

themuffreport's tweet image. I had no idea these were in my memory until now

Without googling, does anyone actually know what CVS stands for??

themuffreport's tweet image. Without googling, does anyone actually know what CVS stands for??

There’s a trend saying the #1 movie on your 10th birthday predicts your 2025… Mine is Down and Out in Beverly Hills. So that’s… promising.


I wish Facebook Marketplace had a comment section


What word or saying has to be left behind in 2024?


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