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I hate everyone equally, except for you, I hate you most of all

So X exists to only talk about X now?


So Twitter exists only to talk about Twitter now?


You can tell twitter is still working by the large number of people still talking about things they know nothing about


This chick has got some serious balls

The chicks falling asleep after breakfast this morning.



This entire @realDonaldTrump vs @amazon is so fucking stupid. Hey Donald, it’s a free market and it’s the postal service (and the US government that regulates the USPS) that sets its prices. Don’t like it? Quit whining and change it, otherwise shut up


I’ve been deployed in production, does that count?

Have you ever deployed Netflix’s Chaos Monkey in production?



If you work in InfoSec & have to get permission to pentest your Websites, your management clearly doesn't understand shit about the Internet


What's more important: human life or human accomplishment?


I think it's time for me to come clean. Bill Cosby sexually abused me when I was younger


If your greatest accomplishment in the security industry is a wall of conference badges perhaps you might be missing the point?


RT @mortman: Cloud via FailBlog i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/692295… "I poop rainbows" < I thought I was the only one with this problem


RT @aspectsecurity: Our hunt for great interns begins early next yr, are you looking fwd as much as we? #intern #AppSec <hunger games?


So how many days will go by until Barmak renames @alienvault and turns it into a cloud SIM company?


Look, I love Fyodor and Nmap but nmap.org is one of the fugliest web sites on the Internet. It starting to remind me of geocities


Is anyone really surprised that @RSAConference is blocking #BSidesSF?


If you are a chameleon, sometimes it's difficult to remember what your favorite color is


Web sites that let me know I can download their mobile app and then dont take me to the link I clicked on are unbelievably fucking annoying


Isn't Big Data just another way of saying "My data is so disorganized that I can't find shit"?


NTObjectives funds another Larry Suto report, this time on AppFW's. Guess what the results are? manvswebapp.com/wp-content/upl…


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