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It's not about land grabs. It's not about lithium. It's not about caring about victims of a storm. The outrageous misinformation and disinformation running absolutely rampant right now is about one thing. This is a systematic dismantling of public trust in the concept of…



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Every pro-Trump American right now:


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This is a good gift for someone you don’t have to interact with again the rest of the year


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Sumo wrestling has no weight divisions. Lightweight and heavyweight wrestlers compete together, relying on technique, balance, and strategy rather than just size.


This. Just this.

There's an indie wrestler named "Jesus" and he wrestles without ever touching his opponents 🙌 Amazing



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Literally how it’s going‼️


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Charlie Kirk said black people were better off in slavery and subjugation before the 1940’s. “It was bad & it was evil but they committed less crimes” So I dnt wanna hear yall tears frfr


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FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) NEWS MUST CANCEL THEIR WEEKEND STINKERS IMMEDIATELY!!! THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST AND ALL THEY DO IS TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (AND MANY SAY THE MOST HANDSOME IN HISTORY, THANK YOU!). LARA TRUMP’S “SHOW” IS A TOTAL DISASTER. NO…


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I was enjoying Alien: Earth until it became clear they were going to criticize corporations and focus on a short-haired female. Go woke, go broke!


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Important post: These are the people that Israel wants you to believe are stealing aid. I posted about this a few days ago. These people are from a big family in Gaza who work to secure aid and commercial trucks. You saw them on the trucks. Israel told you they were Hamas…

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These are the people that Israel wants you to believe are stealing aid.
I posted about this a few days ago.
These people are from a big family in Gaza who work to secure aid and commercial trucks. You saw them on the trucks.
Israel told you they were Hamas…

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Alexa show me a scene where everyone involved with this goes to prison. Include Spider-Man for some reason.

Amazon is investing into Showrunner, an AI-generated streaming service • Lets people type in prompts to generate scenes or full episodes for new ideas or existing IPs • Disney and other studios are in talks to license IP for the service. (Source: variety.com/2025/digital/n…)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Amazon is investing into Showrunner, an AI-generated streaming service

• Lets people type in prompts to generate scenes or full episodes for new ideas or existing IPs

• Disney and other studios are in talks to license IP for the service.

(Source: variety.com/2025/digital/n…)
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Amazon is investing into Showrunner, an AI-generated streaming service

• Lets people type in prompts to generate scenes or full episodes for new ideas or existing IPs

• Disney and other studios are in talks to license IP for the service.

(Source: variety.com/2025/digital/n…)


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I wore a headscarf to honor a fallen Muslim NYPD officer at his funeral. Respecting a grieving family’s faith is “wut” leaders and anyone with basic decency would do.

Um, wut?



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ICU Doc here. Opioid overdoses don’t look like this. You physically can’t absorb fentanyl from an “exposure” like this. Another clue is that people who are actually overdosing don’t shout “I need narcan.” The medical term for this is a panic attack.

NEW: Female South Carolina police officer collapses after an accidental fentanyl exposure during a search. New bodycam footage shows a Berkeley County deputy jumping into action to save the female deputy who suddenly collapsed. "A female deputy then searched the woman’s person…



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August desperately needs a holiday, something to help us get through, maybe specifically celebrated with ice cream and other cold desserts. I suggest calling it RIWBAF Day (pronounced roobaff, stands for Remember It Won't Be August Forever) but open to ideas.


#hetrumpedus Great use of A1 I love that Paramount basically paid them about a billion dollars and they have that F-U money to do whatever they want. Including THIS 🤣 The PSA contains synthetic media youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?si… via @YouTube

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There’s still poetry on the internet


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Real authors probably don't celebrate random-ass milestones like this but the new book has over 10k ratings on Goodreads. I mean can you imagine Ernest Hemingway or David Foster Wallace celebrating this kind of thing

JasonKPargin's tweet image. Real authors probably don't celebrate random-ass milestones like this but the new book has over 10k ratings on Goodreads. I mean can you imagine Ernest Hemingway or David Foster Wallace celebrating this kind of thing

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If you’re making a movie for guys, throw in a hugging scene


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Who agrees with Wanda Sykes? 🖐️

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I’ve never seen it so it doesn’t exist OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the idiots

RFK JR: ADD, ADHD… Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.



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