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@shoalgrape

pepper enthusiast

Okay @SkipTheDishes is out and @UberEats is in lol customer service is important y'all


I genuinely thought I could find someone selling jerky on marketplace but I was somehow wrong.


If I didn't already know I was bi, I would definitely know after watching a @BLACKPINK music video 😂😍🤤


Why have an escalation team if you are only going to direct me to your 70 hour wait call centre 😭 @TELUSsupport #ihavehadenough


Me "got my period today" Peter "ahh I was going to guess we were in that territory by the chocolate cake in the fridge" How dare he know me well. Fucker.


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I'm tired


Finally found some of @PostMalone wine! Vote below on hungover I'll be tomorrow.


Low rise jeans are trending again?? It will be a cold day in hell before I ever put those wretched jeans on my body


Sometimes I wanna filter myself for twitter and then I'm like Woah girl bold of you to assume anyone even reads your dumb tweets lol


Man the money I would give to see Riri and A$AP bang is fucking unreal (with their permission of course I'm not an animal)


If anyone needs me I'll be watching other people play Resident Evil 8 because I'm too much of a little bitch to play it myself lol #ResidentEvilVillage


Retweet if your partners ass is also annoyingly better than yours


Anyone got new TV suggestions? My Bravia just shit the bed so anything but that lmao @SonyTV #sonybravia #tv


Have to increase my wedding budget because @holotaco just haaaaad to release a new collection. #idontevenhavenicenails


I would just skip @BHLDN for wedding attire if anyone was thinking about it lol


SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE


That totally relatable moment when you accidentally sign out of your solitaire account and try your 6000 Microsoft accounts and none of them have your save data boooo


Which of you bitches decided that baths were only for women? Da fuck


Idk who needs to know this but I went to the mall today and there is a new store called Moose Knuckles 😂


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