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@BillJangles

long time listener three time hot dog eating champion

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females are always fighting for equality when they can’t even have symmetrical boobs


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I have a body made for sin. Unfortunately the sin is laziness.


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first date idea: go camping and shit it the woods


you can't scare me with your vaccination/autism rant my whole family's already retarded


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I want gogurt type tubes but filled with mashed potatoes for the working woman on the go.


saw shaved roast beef in the clouds and thought of you


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Urban Dictionary Exhaustive Edition google.com/amp/s/www.urba…

Jizzing into a tuna can and mailing it to the mormons isn’t how Ancestry dot com is supposed to work, apparently.



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I shaved 47 mosquito bite scabs off my legs tonight. I’m ready for cuddles. Smooth, smooth cuddles.


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Pink eye, although irritating, is kinda boring. Plaid eye would be cool. “Dude, your eye looks weird.” “Is it pink?” “No, more tartan.”


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