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@simianlines

Design Art person and stuff on Wurundjeri country.

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Hey…..just a reminder that just over a week ago there was a terrorist attack in Perth and no one is talking about it.


Only film I can remember crying in is Jackass Forever and Paddington Two

if a movie makes you cry uncontrollably it should be an automatic 5 stars



My kid keeps asking to go back to Pentridge and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s where Chopper Reed cut his ears off and not actually Sleeping Beauty’s castle.

simianlines's tweet image. My kid keeps asking to go back to Pentridge and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s where Chopper Reed cut his ears off and not actually Sleeping Beauty’s castle.

Why do old men always have their mouth open a lil bit


Is there any calories in Strawberry Up&Go, seaweed flakes or cucumber slices, or is my 3yo going to absolutely lose her shit at some point.


Dude should probably google the Stasi

Charlamagne tha God with a message for the Trump regime: “The Nazis ultimately lost. Nazi ideology was outlawed through de-Nazification. One day we will see the de-MAGAficiation of this country. You know what else happened? Leaders of the Nazi regime were prosecuted and tried as…



The most underrated thing about Australia is that it has 10,000 country towns with amazing op-shops and a pie that won an award in 2003


Why would anyone in Australia get a car with black leather seats.


Showed my daughter crazy frog because I don’t hate my life enough


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excerpts of something ive written before about the gervais type (lazy, dont respect comedy)

Brocklesnitch's tweet image. excerpts of something ive written before about the gervais type (lazy, dont respect comedy)
Brocklesnitch's tweet image. excerpts of something ive written before about the gervais type (lazy, dont respect comedy)
Brocklesnitch's tweet image. excerpts of something ive written before about the gervais type (lazy, dont respect comedy)

Gervais's new stand up special is old stale hack boring unfunny garbage that was shat out by a man who doesnt give a fuck about comedy or his audience while they clap like seals at his no effort bitter disgusting material



If ants ever sees the inside of my car it’s over for me


Wonder if Sco Mo has gone to Hawaii just from muscle memory


Logging into Bluesky to laugh at all the American Libs condemning Trump in Venezuela that never said a word about their country helping a genocide in Gaza.


Today I’m thinking about all the fucking loser adults that hung out with me when I was a teenager


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#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!


My cat and dog decided to be friends after hating each other for 10 years (they both hate my 3yo).

simianlines's tweet image. My cat and dog decided to be friends after hating each other for 10 years (they both hate my 3yo).

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It's time.


Change in the House of .eps files

simianlines's tweet image. Change in the House of .eps files

Would still blow up my life for MIA even if she started burning down 5g towers

the litmus test for music taste



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