Melissa Simon

@simonlex

If you offer me coffee or waffles I will follow you anywhere. I would be pretty easy to kidnap.

St. Peters, Mo

Joined March 2009

13KPosts 713Followers 737Following

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Melissa Simon

Dec 13, 2024

Merry Christmas~ Please take the Christmas gifts and accept my invitation. -For real? -Sure, only 2 steps to take the gift and help me get mine! temu.com/s/s8WR929RUaSZ…

Melissa Simon

Apr 6, 2024

Cute baby alert!

simonlex's tweet image. Cute baby alert!

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Apr 24, 2023

Long overdue & so well-deserved. #CarrieOnForever❤️

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Apr 24, 2023

EXCLUSIVE | Carrie Fisher to be honored on May 4th with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | Via @stargirl_stuff @Walkoffamestar

Variety's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE | Carrie Fisher to be honored on May 4th with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | Via @stargirl_stuff @Walkoffamestar

Melissa Simon

Apr 1, 2023

Taken the other day!

simonlex's tweet image. Taken the other day!

Melissa Simon

Jan 27, 2023

How is everyone doing today?

Melissa Simon

Jan 12, 2023

Forgot to post these from November. #talesfrombeyondthebump

simonlex's tweet image. Forgot to post these from November. #talesfrombeyondthebump

simonlex's tweet image. Forgot to post these from November. #talesfrombeyondthebump

simonlex's tweet image. Forgot to post these from November. #talesfrombeyondthebump

simonlex's tweet image. Forgot to post these from November. #talesfrombeyondthebump

Melissa Simon

Jan 10, 2023

Future brewer in the making. #talesfrombeyondthebump

simonlex's tweet image. Future brewer in the making. #talesfrombeyondthebump

Melissa Simon

Jan 4, 2023

Who else is so exhausted that they'd pay for a proper nap?

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

Dec 20, 2022

This is amazing: President Biden invited the gay nephew of the Republican Congresswoman who cried over marriage equality to the White House to watch him sign marriage equality into law.

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Dec 19, 2022

Getting a check-up from a very qualified and definitely licensed doctor on the YouTube channel today! @katya_zamo youtu.be/bAymJGQ1X7M

Melissa Simon

Dec 20, 2022

Lydia and the lights. #talesfrombeyondthebump

simonlex's tweet image. Lydia and the lights. #talesfrombeyondthebump

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Dec 10, 2022

Truth in advertising!

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Apr 24, 2023

EXCLUSIVE | Carrie Fisher to be honored on May 4th with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | Via @stargirl_stuff @Walkoffamestar

Variety's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE | Carrie Fisher to be honored on May 4th with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | Via @stargirl_stuff @Walkoffamestar

Melissa Simon

Dec 4, 2022

Got super fancy for my work's Christmas party tonight! I tried super hard to pull my look together and happy with the way it turned out!

simonlex's tweet image. Got super fancy for my work's Christmas party tonight! I tried super hard to pull my look together and happy with the way it turned out!

simonlex's tweet image. Got super fancy for my work's Christmas party tonight! I tried super hard to pull my look together and happy with the way it turned out!

simonlex's tweet image. Got super fancy for my work's Christmas party tonight! I tried super hard to pull my look together and happy with the way it turned out!

simonlex's tweet image. Got super fancy for my work's Christmas party tonight! I tried super hard to pull my look together and happy with the way it turned out!

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Dec 1, 2022

Me have extra hugs to give out. @OscarTheGrouch said to give dem to other friends. Do any of you want hug?

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