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Caroline Todd

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BREAKING: Sen. Lindsey Graham warns Republicans that if Democrat Hakeem Jeffries secures the Speakership over Kevin McCarthy due to the MAGA civil war it will lead to D.C. and Puerto Rico statehood. RT IF THAT SOUNDS GREAT TO YOU!


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A beautiful 1 minute and 15 seconds of Kamala Harris torching Donald Trump. #USDemocracy


I have been living with stage 3 Chronic Kidney Disease for a little over a year now. I’m so tired all the time. I can never get enough rest. On top of the fatigue, lately I have been having constant pain. I don’t know how much longer I can take this. I just want to rest.


Rest in peace First Lady Rosalyn Carter. You were a dignified Lady and an asset to your husband and country.


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A growing number of legal scholars say Section 3 of the 14th Amendment bars Trump from holding public office again due to his role in trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election and encouraging his insurrectionist supporters to storm the U.S. Capitol. Raise your hand if…

joncoopertweets's tweet image. A growing number of legal scholars say Section 3 of the 14th Amendment bars Trump from holding public office again due to his role in trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election and encouraging his insurrectionist supporters to storm the U.S. Capitol. 

Raise your hand if…


To everyone who told me to “calm down” in 2016 - A sexual predator with a lifetime record of corruption… someone who’s plotted an actual coup, got to appoint THREE Justices to the Supreme Court and THEY are poised to rule as early as tomorrow to overturn Roe. So, fuck you.



I hate Mother’s Day. I’ll never have children of my own, I miss my mother so damn much. If you still have your mother, love her more fiercely, hug her more tenderly and tell her you love her every day that you still have her.


#selfiesforchan God I hate photos of myself. I’m MeMe on bubble

thecarltodd's tweet image. #selfiesforchan God I hate photos of myself. I’m MeMe on bubble

Minsung has a child, Seungjin become uncles, Chan is tired🤡 youtube.com/shorts/Eevj4g2… via @YouTube


Jisung, you are not pregnant [Minsung makes Chan question his life] youtube.com/shorts/1pId3E5… via @YouTube


Singer has a whole bed, including the pillows, to lay on. What does she choose? My bag of pretzels.


Here’s a hint @Walmart when a customer asks for 13oz cans of cat food? 3oz cans will never be an appropriate substitute! Especially when the 3oz ones work out to be so expensive per oz.


Woke up to this….it’s still coming down at a fast and heavy pace.

thecarltodd's tweet image. Woke up to this….it’s still coming down at a fast and heavy pace.
thecarltodd's tweet image. Woke up to this….it’s still coming down at a fast and heavy pace.
thecarltodd's tweet image. Woke up to this….it’s still coming down at a fast and heavy pace.

Why is it when my coworkers have a question about sex….they always come to me for the answers?


Coworker got the call to come get her child who was exposed to covid. She went to the school, signed her child out, they sent the child to the office. Coworker looks at the kid and says, “that’s not my child.” Wrong child. Same name wrong child, no exposure.


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