I think a problem some men create for themselves is they don't regularly go to the grocery store and pick out some fresh ingredients, come home and toss the kitchen hand towel over their shoulder, and make a nice meal for themselves and whoever else they have in their lives. No…
me every morning during standup:
Same, but opposite.
I have 0 motivation to build a nice physique because I’m rich and I already date hot 18yos I approach during the day What should I get jacked for? I don’t feel I have to compensate for anything
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After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.
love bombing: cruel and insensitive because one of you will eventually die, leaving the other alone and loveless. hate bombing: caring and thoughtful, provides attention and interactions that can be discussed with others.
You may not notice it, but I'm not wearing any makeup in my pfp, I was so early in this trend.
Startup idea: dating app but you can only communicate with each other by selecting from a list of quotes taken from the Chicken Soup for the Soul book series. No bio's, only a pfp.
It's more of a recommendation anyways I think.
You break up, obviously. You are in different classes of society now, you can't help them.
If you get upgraded on a flight but your girlfriend/wife doesn’t, do you downgrade and both suffer or do you take the upgrade? I need an answer in 5 minutes.
When the professor wants every to engage in thoughtful discourse, but that one kid just can't help it.
- marathons: performative - ultra-marathons: ultra-performative - running countless miles in the woods by your house while being overly reductive about official races and posting about it on 𝕏: mega-performative, insufferable even
You are currently in a no parking zone and have 24hrs to move before galaxy cleaners arrive at your sector.
What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?
My most boomer trait is when a car doesn't use their blinker I'll say, "nice blinker buddy"
Emotional support group for people who were in the midst of replying to a post and the poster deleted their post before the reply could be sent.
If she would have said no the drones would have all exploded.
Me after sending a very clear email explaining something and then get a slack message asking to zoom about it.
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