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It really doesn’t take much courage to say “we won’t fund what ICE is doing right now” so how are we supposed to believe Dems will stand for anything?



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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military

Members of the Minnesota National Guard are on standby, ready to assist local law enforcement and public safety agencies. If our members are activated, they will be wearing reflective vests, as pictured here, to help distinguish them from other agencies in similar uniforms.

MNNationalGuard's tweet image. Members of the Minnesota National Guard are on standby, ready to assist local law enforcement and public safety agencies. If our members are activated, they will be wearing reflective vests, as pictured here, to help distinguish them from other agencies in similar uniforms.


Pretty much every billionaire in the Caribbean has anchored their mega-yachts in St. Barths for New Year’s Eve—Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen, and an impressively long list here: tinyurl.com/ykpemnpf

TheLuxeWorld's tweet image. Pretty much every billionaire in the Caribbean has anchored their mega-yachts in St. Barths for New Year’s Eve—Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen, and an impressively long list here: tinyurl.com/ykpemnpf


Secret Santa is a scam. Totally reliant on a thoughtful person pulling your name otherwise you get actual garbage. White elephant is the only way.


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You stand accused of using a Ring door camera, ordering DoorDash, and patronizing UberEats. The Court finds you guilty, and sentences you to be shot.

orc1917's tweet image. You stand accused of using a Ring door camera, ordering DoorDash, and patronizing UberEats. The Court finds you guilty, and sentences you to be shot.

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one day you gone hit the wrong person vape and just collapse and die


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Read it again: 5 corporations control 90% of the U.S. media market.

In 1983, 50 companies controlled 90% of the U.S. media market. That number is now down to 5.



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When I was a kid you had to get a Fake ID. And now it seems like you have to get a Real ID


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I gave my life to Christ… he said “No thanks”!

noofriendo's tweet image. I gave my life to Christ… he said “No thanks”!

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me the entirety of WEAPONS

wondermeg_'s tweet image. me the entirety of WEAPONS

Dark vision of the future where it's 110°F and they are still trying to hold the Erie County Fair. People passing out from heat exhaustion, Canadian wildfire smoke choking out our lungs. This world is going to end a lot faster and dirtier than we think.


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the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry

zoeloveshouses's tweet image. the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry
zoeloveshouses's tweet image. the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry
zoeloveshouses's tweet image. the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry
zoeloveshouses's tweet image. the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry

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You know what we should just have Nuremberg trials every 10 years or so

🚨Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz just toured “Alligator Alcatraz” and came out shaking: “It’s 34 people per cage. They drink, brush, and defecate in the same tiny unit. The photos don’t come close to the stench of it.” We’re packing human beings into kennel conditions, then…



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The most conservative generation in 100 years + lead poisoning + critical thinking skills eroded by LLMs + no one reads anymore oh yeah baby right now somewhere in an ASU economics class is TurboHitler and we’re gonna elect him then it will be all over once and for all.

Ohhh everyone’s getting lead poisoning again. That’d be it, that makes sense.

roryisconfused's tweet image. Ohhh everyone’s getting lead poisoning again. That’d be it, that makes sense.


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This last year has been the longest decade in existence

One year ago today:

PollTracker2024's tweet image. One year ago today:


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Breaking into the cryogenic facility and spamming the +1,000,000 YEARS button on everyone's pod for fun


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legally it’s about as “bad” as having your car registration tags expired like it’s not even criminal we’ve built a police state around civil misdemeanors at most

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up



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