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This morning I sent a cheery “Happy Thanksgiving, team!” message in Slack. An hour passed with no reactions. Another hour, still nothing. Not a thumbs-up. Not a turkey. Nothing. I tried pinging a few people individually. Each one auto-replied with “Notifications off.” I…


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my amulet whispers normal stuff to me


on touch tunes at Waffle House queuing up the we are charlie kirk song


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giving the bartender my phone to close out with Apple Pay and my wallpaper is a collage of him behind the bar that same night


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putting this on my cold sore

sm0ltruc's tweet image. putting this on my cold sore

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Use pin pad to complete transaction

is this guy ok

skeletonyuth's tweet image. is this guy ok


standing outside for the narrow head set #hater


people are always like “i really like those jeans you’ve been wearing”. well guess what mother fucker. thank u


most unpopular opinion is i miss when you could just smoke inside everywhere


bikini bottom is a theocracy


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i’m experiencing emotions #human


criminy jim jam😱! you messed up my dolla….rama

It's really great writing to be able to put so many fake out jokes back to back and still have them all land



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The thing about Musk is that he doesn’t have a single observation that he didn’t steal from an even dumber guy

Rogan, talking about Zohran Mamdani: "What else has he done that makes him a swindler?" Musk: " Um, well, I, I guess if you say, uh, what I mean, if you, if say, if you say..."



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got reminded of one of my most fav tweet on the internet

takeiteasyUrvy's tweet image. got reminded of one of my most fav tweet on the internet

listening to duster and realizing that the ~good ol days~ were 2017-2018. that is dark


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i have a disorder called too much love in my heart disorder


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hahahahahahahaha

Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid Beret of yours and all your fucking cats!



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