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Daniel Adams, speaking today at a conference hosted by hate-preacher Greg Locke, said that masturbation opens a portal to demons. Also, um, breaking news: "If you masturbate long enough, the thing you're imagining becomes in the flesh."
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I Am Being Criminally Prosecuted youtu.be/FEKze6fXEW4
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If you haven't watched my special "Josh Sneed: Live in the Dessert", here's a review. And if you can't trust the words of @wetworkclothes, who can you trust? Watch it here and help me get to 5 million views: youtu.be/Q-C9mPu7r_4
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Too many reasons to watch & rewatch it but here's a few: -It's joke-boom joke-boom, no filler, 100% hilarious🔥 the whole time. -It's subversive but 100% relatable, if you like to laugh at yourself and observe people around you. -It's fun & clean & watchable with kids. Loved it!
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This August it’ll be a year since we lost Sean. So I’m walking 100 miles of the South West Coast Path which Sean loved, with Sean’s family and friends to share stories and to raise funds for @macmillancancer . Any donations hugely appreciated thanks. justgiving.com/walkforseanlock
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