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I think I’m going to become a writer. I’m going to become a writer and wear soft cashmere sweaters. I’m going to write, wear cashmere and eat good expensive cheese. I’m going to write, wear cashmere, eat cheese. write, cashmere, cheese.


do you ever forget what life you lead and spend $60 on cheese at whole foods?


you decide to have one sneaky glass of afternoon wine and all of sudden you find yourself crying on the kitchen floor


why is tonight so not good


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i need more soup


Missing these a bit extra today :((

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do you ever email your boss then want to throw up? or do you just throw up as you email your boss?


I know I am getting old bc I get excited about fresh herbs


one of my favorite experiences of remote work is using my lunch hour to eat tortilla chips in bed


help i got used to not working the past 4 days. how to i do go back to work?


when your pre-work cry only minimally messes up your make up 😌😌😌


after every zoom meeting i need a quick 5 minute mental recharge


I GOT THE JOB, a raise, they’re gonna pay for masters and I get to work from home 3 days a week. KNOW YOUR WORTH BABES ✨

so far on my day off all i’ve done is apply for other jobs and eat garlic bread



just been lying in bed all day but now i’m making risotto,, so stay tuned to see if my depression has been cured


so far on my day off all i’ve done is apply for other jobs and eat garlic bread


I miss the days when I enjoyed the taste of my coke zero as it washed down my lexapro and birth control, now it tastes like flat diet pepsi


got the results from my colonoscopy back today, even though there were some questionable biopsies, I am so relieved that they were benign! no cancer! no active inflammation! and I get to decrease my meds! IBD can suck it! 💫💕🥰


lorde has spoken. i am no longer depressed.


Lmao I just had a very similar experience, 5 zoom interviews then silence for a week before a template rejection letter after I politely asked for an update

Thinking about how Zoom put my best friend through an 8 round interview process just to tell her she didn't get the job. No company should ever do that.



I just made another oat milk latte with lavender honey this time, later I am whipping out my label maker and reorganizing my bathroom. Again, I am living a Pinterest dream and should be feared.


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