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Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? -my bladder
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My dog chewed up his toy and the squeaker inside had a hidden message.
#sqlhelp Does anyone know of any downsides to using OPTIMIZE_FOR_SEQUENTIAL_KEY?
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#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?
When did "social cues" become a thing?!?
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Got it. Pushing to production now.
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Rep. Moskowitz: "So you're telling me someone 22 years ago went back to the future and forged his signature when he was a Democrat, and somehow this person knew he would become a Republican and become president 22 years later?...We should immediately open up an investigation!"
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