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Malfunctioning Dental Robot

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Network & Security Bloke (he/him), Author, Blogger, Dad. Vegetarian and World Citizen. Works @Fortinet (Words are my own). Warning: May contain nuts.

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Rule of outage management: If it walks like a Duck, talks like a duck, then it's probably the contractor cutting the campus Fibre.


Well it seems like this ship is sunk. Thanks to all the great and random people I've met both virtually and in meat-space. Thankful for the laughs and the tears. Onto the next thing. Peace.


When I read "simplified provisioning" and "postman" appears anywhere in the next 10 paragraphs I want to pull my own face off and fling it at the author.


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Sales Engineer: I know the sales rep told you about a multi-colored glow-in-the-dark unicorn but I’m here now so let me show you the red unicorn you can actually test out which I’m like 70% sure is real.


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Infosec Career Phases: Intern: I don't need an adult Junior: I need an adult Mid career: I need an adult and a project manager Senior: who was the adult on this project? Principal: *grumbles* I guess I am the adult Fellow: Here's a drawing in crayon, give this to an adult


If anyone needs me I'll be spending the afternoon closing 100 browser tabs for the same 6 websites.


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Once again for anyone who didn’t know: Harry Potter is the rare situation where choosing not to purchase it has a direct impact on the world around you This game failing to be a big success will in fact help trans people by demonstrating being transphobic isn’t profitable

‘Hogwarts Legacy’ is finally available to pre-order. Learn spells, brew potions, grow plants, get sorted into houses and forge important alliances that will cement your legacy in the wizarding world. variety.com/shop/best-vide…

Variety's tweet image. ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ is finally available to pre-order.

Learn spells, brew potions, grow plants, get sorted into houses and forge important alliances that will cement your legacy in the wizarding world.

variety.com/shop/best-vide…


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A South African friend was bemoaning that she found the differences between American and British English really confusing, particularly around weights and measures and the British interpretation of Metric, so I tried to explain. [a thread] /1


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This lovely story made my day. 💕

Tube on strike, I dawdled to Paddington on Friday. Passing the old wrought iron sign for Pizza Express, I was reminded of an event 30+ years ago, when I got caught up in a drama that resulted in a divorce, two marriages and many changed lives. It began with a heart attack 🧵



I _may_ have accidentally involved myself in a turf war between the local crows and the Sulphur Crested Cockatoos.


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This Teams outage is terrible. Now I have to phone each person up to break their attention with "hi" and then immediately hang up because I'm doing something else.


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It routes the fucking VLANs or else it gets the paperclip again. Wish me luck on day 25 of #100DaysOfHomeLab.

sysadafterdark's tweet image. It routes the fucking VLANs or else it gets the paperclip again. Wish me luck on day 25 of #100DaysOfHomeLab.

I...I...Should not have eaten that.


I please tell me that you've seen this @amyengineer

ℹ️ Confirmed: Network data corroborate reports of a disruption to internet access in parts of British Columbia, #Canada, 7 June. The incident is attributed to the activity of a single beaver, which gnawed through a tree that then fell on fiber cabling 🦫 bc.ctvnews.ca/single-beaver-…

netblocks's tweet image. ℹ️ Confirmed: Network data corroborate reports of a disruption to internet access in parts of British Columbia, #Canada, 7 June.

The incident is attributed to the activity of a single beaver, which gnawed through a tree that then fell on fiber cabling 🦫

bc.ctvnews.ca/single-beaver-…


Remote booting an ISO through a web browser down a VPN is both deranged, and works a treat.


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So far we’ve ascertained that a Scapegoat of CISOs is a group of fewer than 4. A gathering of up to a dozen is known as a Concern. Beyond that it becomes a Compliance, which is mostly a migratory formation.


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Why we can't stop saying gay, a story On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class. He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused. I asked him why he moved and he shrugged 1/x


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