Paul Updike
@strangetangent
Senior Director of Technical Marketing Engineering at Nutanix, reader, sometimes writer, caffeine junkie. Tweets are my neighbor’s dog speaking through me.
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Ok, when did “cool man” take the place of “goodbye” in tech? I say it and I don’t know how long I’ve been doing it.
In the storage world, swizzling is when data from a bunch of different entities get swizzled together. Comes up in virtual machines as the “IO blender” . You then have “deswizzling”.
I was at NetApp when Data ONTAP 6.2R5 came out, that was the release that caught like wildfire. Now at Nutanix AOS 6.5 feels like that kind of release again. Beyond a replacement solution, this is way better than what you’re doing today. nutanix.com/blog/introduci…
The useful thing about Fahrenheit is that it is built on a human scale, not water. Below 0 is too cold to live and above 100 is as well. Everything else about using it sucks.
Notice the lack of safety belt? This is a scenario where you want to be thrown as far as possible in the event of a crash.
Mechanical watch. Pretty sure that’s not what they were going for, so, also Nintendo 2DS.
What’s the most outdated piece of tech you still use regularly?
Evelyn and Jobu Tupaki
You’ve been kidnapped! The characters from the last tv show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is going to save you?
Get alerted on Slack or Teams when a VM is created in your environment with Nutanix X-Play! Check out the pre-built playbook here: nutanix.dev/playbooks/send… #nutanixcloudmanager #aiops
I had an ortho appt today and he mentioned this, it is something I wish I could un-know en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_…
Nutanix continues to enhance the ways in which we can protect you from ransomware. Our latest release of Data Lens includes ransomware pattern detection to help stop ongoing attacks and block user and client access in your Nutanix Files environments. youtu.be/J3wjjZoe14c
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I worked in a university doctor’s office in the early 90s and I would take a Zip drive with a PowerPoint presentation to photographic services, who would then create slides from the file. And the doctor would call them “foils”.
are you telling me a “deck” is just a powerpoint presentation
My first Linux distribution was a set of instructions on Usenet. My second Linux distribution was Yggdrasil.
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