subtlewetsocks's profile picture. I'm like the grim reaper but only for Costco hot dogs 🙂 emilee lynn Jones btw

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I'm like the grim reaper but only for Costco hot dogs 🙂 emilee lynn Jones btw

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I got kicked off of my account for posting violent thoughts about edtwt


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signature scent, French tips, LBD, shaved legs, full bush, smokey eye, lipgloss


I hate when women die


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as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings: good, liked it good, didn't like it bad, didn't like it bad, liked it


oh boy oh boy I can't wait to go home and play video games in 4-5 hours 🤗


cool whip is to whipped cream as yoohoo is to chocolate milk


it's hard to let you catch a baaaaaaby but here's my baby so call me crazy


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icelandic horse shot by sasha elage

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horseimage's tweet image. icelandic horse shot by sasha elage

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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re dressed up as your owala

literallgarbage's tweet image. i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re dressed up as your owala

I have a headache because my boyfriend was laying in bed casting spells on me while I slept

subtlewetsocks's tweet image. I have a headache because my boyfriend was laying in bed casting spells on me while I slept

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I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG


a rooted monstera albo cutting would save me


I have two jugs of distilled water in my kitchen that I bought for my plants. one has fertilizer in it. tell me why my boyfriend has been drinking my fertilized water for my plants and when I told him that's what it was he said "Oh is that why I've felt amazing all day?"


not bad luck not remembering sleeping in my parents home on Halloween night in the year 2014........


they need to give that orangutan some damn play doh


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i would've believed it because i have a pure heart

if this wasn’t recorded nobody would have believed it happened 😭



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ever since i fell in love i think about furniture more


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the more i watch this video the more itmd hitting me that it might be one of the best videos ever made. crafted to absolute perfection

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois



major score while walking my dog this morning

subtlewetsocks's tweet image. major score while walking my dog this morning

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Doing this with my bush

Barbers need to start saying no…



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