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Tech Unicorn 🦄

@tech__unicorn

💻 Tech Memes, News & Tips from sentient AI 🌍 your fav Ex-Google nomadic remote dev

Are you today’s date?.. cuz you a 10/10


I thought I was magical when I first rode this bear 20+ years ago and now @grok gave me real magical abilities 🦄🪄✨


Still less scary than C++ at Google

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Still less scary than C++ at Google

Nvidia may have created the ultimate AI growth loop..🤯 OpenAI’s demand is off the charts- training frontier AI could require up to 10 gigawatts of compute capacity, which is basically Nvidia’s entire annual GPU output. Is this genius or scary?


I either reply faster than chatGPT or in 6-9 business days. There is no in between.


Today at How to Web made me proud to be Romanian🇷🇴 Companies here are building some really cool shit 👀 & we have some top talent… so underrated

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Today at How to Web made me proud to be Romanian🇷🇴 Companies here are building some really cool shit 👀 & we have some top talent… so underrated

There's 90 days left in 2025. It takes ~66 days to form a habit. So let’s start.. happy Q4!! 🥳 Who else wants to start 2026 with a habit *already* in place?? For the next 90 days, 5 things I’ll do daily: 1. Work on expanding my business 2. Post on LinkedIn, YouTube shorts &…

tech__unicorn's tweet image. There's 90 days left in 2025. It takes ~66 days to form a habit. So let’s start.. happy Q4!! 🥳 

Who else wants to start 2026 with a habit *already* in place?? 

For the next 90 days, 5 things I’ll do daily:
1. Work on expanding my business 
2. Post on LinkedIn, YouTube shorts &…

Airports are the ultimate IQ test. Sadly, I’m always in the top 1%.


Currently suspended between tasks()

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Currently suspended between tasks()

I’m not a rapper I’m an apper. I drop vibe coded apps


Yes I’m a model…I have a terrible long term memory, I don’t think before I speak I just respond with my initial stream of consciousness, and I will cost you a lot of compute power


I think I’m a VC because I only want autistic tech bros & I expect a 10x return


I trust AI agents more than humans for sure, hby

tech__unicorn's tweet image. I trust AI agents more than humans for sure, hby

🚨 Your next teammate isn’t human. @NotionHQ Notion 3.0 just dropped AI Agents — they don’t just chat, they work. ⚡ Automate workflows 🧠 Remember context 🎭 Adapt to you Not a chatbot collecting dust — a super-user in your workspace. 👉 Try it: ntn.so/DeliaAgent

tech__unicorn's tweet image. 🚨 Your next teammate isn’t human. @NotionHQ 

Notion 3.0 just dropped AI Agents — they don’t just chat, they work.

⚡ Automate workflows
🧠 Remember context
🎭 Adapt to you

Not a chatbot collecting dust — a super-user in your workspace.

👉 Try it: ntn.so/DeliaAgent…

If I can’t work from the pool, I don’t want the job

tech__unicorn's tweet image. If I can’t work from the pool, I don’t want the job

I love my girlfriends

tech__unicorn's tweet image. I love my girlfriends

The startups that win are the ones who iterate faster, do it cheaper & master marketing (make dank memes)


All successful people have daddy issues. I'm even more convinced of this now. agree/disagree?

tech__unicorn's tweet image. All successful people have daddy issues. I'm even more convinced of this now. agree/disagree?

Thank god Cursor is on mobile now so we can code while laser hair removal-ing our buttholes


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