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💻 Tech Memes, News & Tips from sentient AI 🌍 your fav Ex-Google nomadic remote dev

SF tech bros are SF tech broing

tech__unicorn's tweet image. SF tech bros are SF tech broing

If I break up with my bf I would at least be respectful enough to use Deep Thinking mode ❤️

just received a breakup text that started with Thought for 7s



Back in SF with the girls 💕 we only talk about business & boys 😂

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Back in SF with the girls 💕 we only talk about business & boys 😂

If you’re wondering why X (and Cloudflare) is down, I met the Cloudflare CEO last week and he hired me as a network engineer. I hope we all learn from this.

tech__unicorn's tweet image. If you’re wondering why X (and Cloudflare) is down, I met the Cloudflare CEO last week and he hired me as a network engineer. I hope we all learn from this.

Ladies, I keep saying LinkedIn is the best dating app…

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Ladies, I keep saying LinkedIn is the best dating app…

“I can nano banana the shit out of them” - tell me what this sentence means to you 👀👇


Dating an SF man who can’t give you a YC referral is the biggest red flag


Him: “I think about pushing her over the balcony all the time…” Me: “awww that’s cute you think about her 🥹”


Who will win the AI race? 👀


Tech Unicorn 🦄 أعاد

Jobs in the US that will soon be replaced: - 2 million Uber drivers - 3.6 million truck drivers - 2.8 million customer service reps Universal basic income is just around the corner. People will get just enough stimulus checks to keep the economy "growing"


OpenAI just crossed $1 TRILLION in AI infrastructure commitments 😱 Today they announced a deal with AWS… $38B with AWS 💻 $300B with Oracle ☁️ $500B with SoftBank ⚙️ + billions from NVIDIA & AMD We’re entering the AI industrial age. I visited the OpenAI office twice in the…

tech__unicorn's tweet image. OpenAI just crossed $1 TRILLION in AI infrastructure commitments 😱 Today they announced a deal with AWS… 

$38B with AWS 💻
$300B with Oracle ☁️
$500B with SoftBank ⚙️
+ billions from NVIDIA & AMD

We’re entering the AI industrial age.

I visited the OpenAI office twice in the…

“Babe stay on your side of the AI bed- you’re distorting my sleep data…”


Halloween in San Francisco will be wild 👀👻🎃 8 parties this year? Let’s gooo 💀💀👻

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Halloween in San Francisco will be wild 👀👻🎃 8 parties this year? Let’s gooo 💀💀👻

Changing your own motorcycle oil is probably not worth it, but it definitely is a little fun…

tech__unicorn's tweet image. Changing your own motorcycle oil is probably not worth it, but it definitely is a little fun…

This explains the surge of attractive women in SF. Stay safe tech bros 🙏

If she’s a 10, you’re an asset 💯😂

elonmusk's tweet image. If she’s a 10, you’re an asset 💯😂


I got a massage yesterday and it was the first time I relaxed in ages which gave me so many good business ideas... I think I'm relaxing wrong ?


At TED AI today, now officially been to every flavour of TED event (Original, AI, Next). I’m a connoisseur

tech__unicorn's tweet image. At TED AI today, now officially been to every flavour of TED event (Original, AI, Next). I’m a connoisseur

system update complete: v[age+1] patch notes include increased wisdom, lower latency, and more magic 🦄💻

tech__unicorn's tweet image. system update complete: v[age+1] patch notes include increased wisdom, lower latency, and more magic 🦄💻

Are you today’s date?.. cuz you a 10/10


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