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I'm so emosh about kylies baby, I don't even like babies but I gen cried tears of joy


If you lie anymore your gonna end up looking like Pinocchio Hun


I just wanna scream fuck you in your face but that's really not gonna help anyone


Is it even Christmas if you don't watch a film with the fam and everyone's making comments and criticisms on what's happening every 5 mins?


My @Jessmandez is home in 2 days and rlly that's the best present a gal can ask for 👯


Apparently in our society it is 'breaking' news that price harry has got engaged... meanwhile Bali is on high alert as an active volcano is about to erupt and potentially affect people's lives


My fav thing about working in town is the free entertainment of watching people trying to parallel park and failing spectacularly


Drove past some yout necking a bottle of rose at half 8 this morning, he got that Friday feelin


Once the seed of doubt is planted you're fucked basically


nothing worse than when you accidentally like a pic and your deep in the gram, actually threw my phone away from me but the damage is done


sick of being surrounded by such bitchy, nasty people. just be happy for other people's success not slating them for it


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Boys are actually horrible


Anyone else listen to a song and then a few days later that shit actually happens and your like shit it's predicted my future


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y’all ever put 2 and 2 together over something happened weeks ago but it’s already too long ago to bring it up so you’re just so annoyed?

legacyserving's tweet image. y’all ever put 2 and 2 together over something happened weeks ago but it’s already too long ago to bring it up so you’re just so annoyed?

Really it's just my luck that the first 3 days of my hol have been shitttty weather, lol coulda got Betta tan on the sunbeds


Just said goodbye to my pup for a week and gen balled my eyes out, wtf is wrong with me


After frantically searching for 20 mins I have my passport 😂


lol can't find my passport


Just saw a lil old man sat reading his paper in the nail salon whilst his wife gettin her nails done, actual goals right there


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