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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

Autistic writer/comedian. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him.

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Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how

thebigjohnnyd's tweet image. Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how

Accidentally booked a nicer hotel room for my weekend in Melbourne than I usually get and I fear it will make me want to always get nicer hotel rooms on future trips to this city


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Do I know any game developers working on games that have a good amount of accessibility features that would be up for a quick chat with me for an article?


Can’t wait to get a 50 year sub-prime house loan from the Mr Beast bank

JUST IN: World's biggest YouTuber 'MrBeast' to launch financial services platform.

WatcherGuru's tweet image. JUST IN: World's biggest YouTuber 'MrBeast' to launch financial services platform.


it’s only a gambling if it comes from the gambling region of France, otherwise it’s just a prediction market

Kalshi is NOT a gambling company. Saying so is incorrect. I assume that people calling Kalshi “gambling” are uninformed, rather than being defamatory, but Kalshi is not “gaming.” It’s been decided in the courts. Please read the 15 pages of KalshiEx LLC v. CFTC (2024) before…



Ai image generators don’t know how many legs ants have

What does this picture teach you??

Naam_Hi_Kafi_H's tweet image. What does this picture teach you??


'does it pass the pub test' is such a weird metric when you consider that if you asked a random drunk person at a bar about any politician they would probably just call them a fucking dickhead


the man really refuses to get consent for anything huh?

thebigjohnnyd's tweet image. the man really refuses to get consent for anything huh?

me every time i appear on a podcast

thebigjohnnyd's tweet image. me every time i appear on a podcast

The king that should be going on aussie money is Mitchell Starc


In the space of 3 days Canberra has gone from -0.3 degrees to 31 degrees, my body was not built for this


‘Use our ai to summarise that message’ You want me to let a robot deface a piece of prose that was crafted just for me from my beloved friend, who took time out of their day to regale me with a tale of their dickhead ex? No, way.


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We crunched the numbers to find out how many episodes of Bluey could have been made if the ABC had different priorities: chaser.com.au/entertainment/…

chaser's tweet image. We crunched the numbers to find out how many episodes of Bluey could have been made if the ABC had different priorities: chaser.com.au/entertainment/…

finishing a long stint at work to get home and immediately tweet a fuck you to trump, she’s the first ever Pop Princess Poster

this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.



Happy International People with Disabilities Day Australia!

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he’s just a big fan of numerology

Pete Hegseth, 'SSecretary of War'

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this is the worst sentence i have ever read in my entire life

What’s Behind Me w/ @sydney_sweeney: 3 Labubus doing 6 7 at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru 🤣 #FallonTonight



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Getting decked must feel so good for a hall


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We offered to settle for $85k, an apology and 5 shifts. afr.com/companies/medi…


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