
John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Autistic writer/comedian. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him.
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Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how

I can’t believe I’m missing out on crucial sitting at the computer doomscrolling time 😔

*sigh*

Former North Melbourne player Tarryn Thomas is eligible to be picked by an AFL club again. @CalTwomey has the details: afl.com.au/news/1442101

Whenever I’m in Melbourne, it makes me want to move here, but I can’t tell how much of that is because I’m just normally here on holiday
well at least the latest data leak means we can call the pm personally to tell him we dont think we should have to give doxable information to the kinds of websites that weren't able to securely hold his phone number
The idea that some comedians were on a comedy line up next to Louis CK in 2025, performing for a rich family that has journalists murdered, as part of an pr campaign for that family, and are now like ‘social media has made me realise this was a bad idea on my part’
Just bought more mtg cards, I’m starting to remember why I needed to stop playing Yugioh and Pokemon cards
‘Chaos’ and it’s just hundreds of socially awkward people standing around outside a building for 20 minutes

First PAX done, now to walk 40 minutes in heavy rain back to my hotel

People upset about this seem to forget that it’s normal for wrestling fans to boo the villains
Heavy boos from the Australian crowd for the U.S. national anthem #WWECrownJewel
Jared Leto is the first cult leader in history who can’t turn a profit
‘TRON: ARES’ earned $14.3M in the film’s domestic opening day, lower than ‘MORBIUS’ Read our review: bit.ly/AresDF


Playing and teaching Commander is always my favourite part of PAX 🥹 I’m so grateful we get the chance to nerd out in the tabletop hall all night 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ @thebigjohnnyd @TheBloodyDrongo @PAXAus @wizards_magic #PAXAus

The idea of David Pocock playing footy against other politicians, dude’s the first pro-athlete to do irl smurfing
Next year’s prize should go to whoever hides the nuclear codes from Trump when he sees this announcement
#BREAKING 🚨 Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado
sending tweets that pissed me off to the group chat like an ant taking poison bait back to its colony
Going from 6 all nighters in a row to going on holiday, which I assume is the work life balance I’ve been told strive for
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