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lionel davenport

@thefingerlock

i like music and weed, and not showering.

Sometimes the best thing to do is come home drunk, get real stoned and watch empire strikes black


1 time i made out with this chik who claimed to be a lesbian, she had just eaten fried pickles.#bonermaker


I just heard about this new drug that makes you happy


i have stretch marks all over my knuckle


Is it a good thing if a girl refers to her vagina as the "fireswamp" ? @savageblunt


Is a retweet like a cover band? Or a tribute tweet? Ahh fuck it


One time i was so high while driving that i waited a few mins for a stop sign to turn green, then drove on @savageblunt


new soulfly album kicks shitass fuck!#%


Just had a bowl of Catholic Crunch


true love test for women. blow 5 dudes and then talk about your day whoever stays in the room loves you. or is a closet homo


Always shotgun at least 1 beer a year.


Every time a tweet is twitted an angel gets AIDS on its wings


Watching revenge of the nerds edited on comedy central is like fucking with 49 condoms #fuckcensorship


Its about oyster o clock


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