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who up avoiding the work necessary to live their dreams


Ohh I get it everyone hates me and wants me dead


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Dug up some gold from an old philosopher.

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They should make a cologne that smells like my cat


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I miss Bing AI so fucking much

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Yea im a megachurch preacher, but im a skater first


This could’ve been a thought


Okay? I’m in love with you


Film directors who make gratuitous use of cgi are enemies of Christ


My life is dope and I do dope shit


DJs need to know their place in the creative totem pole, don’t ever forget I made the song you’re playing. You are my child


$40 million a year to run Amazon is NOTHING, I’m so tired of bitter jealous ungrateful LOSERS blaming hard-working people for their unhappiness

Amazon’s CEO makes at least $40.1 MILLION a year while the average Amazon worker makes less than $38k a year How is that pro-worker or pro-American? It’s time to put American workers FIRST



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This record… is honor of George Floyd. And I really hope we can see more unity and more peace when already things are so difficult. So… Shout out to his family!


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Proposing a logo change at work tomorrow

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Goddamn you girls are mean to each other on here


This and having an hour long phone call with your sister

The purest joy derives either from solitary activities or platonically conversing with a girl you're increasingly in love with



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The foid and drug administration


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