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who up avoiding the work necessary to live their dreams


Women are gay


If current trends persist Mexicans will be considered white ~2045


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Chasing my dog around the house until she stops thinking it’s a game


Me to myself: you weren’t perfect? Wow… I’m gonna need some time to process this


Saying something sort of awkward has to have one of the worst ratios in terms of how much it hurts : how much it actually affects your life


This is essentially what we should be doing for everybody when it comes to psychiatric medication

Ok that’s interesting

nedsore's tweet image. Ok that’s interesting


They’re the same picture

Easier to become a millionaire these days than to find someone unraped to have a serious monogamous relationship with



The oasis of “not caring” can only be reached after fully traversing the valley of “caring a lot and being kind of a fаg about it”


Gonna make it award

2yo: *jumps on chair* 2yo: *falls, cries* me: Was that wise or foolish? 2yo: *through tears* It was fun



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saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch


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Your 2025 Twitter Wrapped is ready! In 2025 you ... ... fell for ragebait 11 times! ... got into 28 online arguments! ... got 0 likes on 42 of your posts! ... trawled the media tab of 120 e-girls! ... spent 9482 minutes doomscrolling. That's 6.58 days! Nice.


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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.


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I only listen to like Sisters of Mercy or Bauhaus or stuff like that late at night when no ones around...I pretend im the Crow


If I could afford all the vintage audio gear I want I would make some truly generational bangers. In this sense my inability (as of yet) to make a lot of money is not only a personal failure but also an ethical one.


You need to be at least as angry as he was. Otherwise you’re not gonna make it

thelifeoftoad's tweet image. You need to be at least as angry as he was. Otherwise you’re not gonna make it

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Don’t call them Goyim bro


If you want it badly enough God will help you compose cool songs even if you never learn a lick of music theory


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