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Congrats on not qualifying as social media! We did it guys.

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BILL CLINTON LOL


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Happy Thanksgiving Eve!


Moon the gamer who hates everything rated dark tide an 8 in BETA that is GOOD coming from him I’m so hyped LUL


Ordering Szechuan for lunch to revive my soul after this long ass week


I left one cabbage in my fridge over the week I was on business travel and I opened it this morning and now my apartment smells like a lingering fart


As soon as I get home from the airport I’m taking a bath, order door dash and pouring a glass of jack 🥃


LET PIZZA FRIDAY COMMENCE

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My African coworker was in the hospital with malaria/typhoid for 3 days and he came back today and brushed it off as casually as we do in America when we get the shits after eating Taco Bell, he said it happens all the time there and was just glad the headache ended 🫣


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Remember our President's inspiring words about our nation


And, once again, after weeks of annoying election spam and bad predictions and stupid endorsements, the country remains in a tepid stalemate where nothing will get done, but us peasants can get on with life knowing literally nothings changed for better or worse or affiliation


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We are cringe. But we are free.


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Reasons to join Tumblr (a thread 🧵) Reason to Join Tumblr #1: The feed is reverse chronological so if you scroll long enough, you’ll see everyone’s posts


Supposed to be 80 degrees this week let’s gooooo can’t wait to be tanning in November


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