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Great. Now comedians will have to write their own jokes instead of having them written by the White House


Just smile and live your life! -celebrities on yachts


How tf am I supposed to retire when a cup of coffee costs $15,000


“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where it regularly happens. “No way to prevent this,” says only nation where it regularly happens. “No way to prevent this,” says only nation where it regularly happens.


Life as an adult, summarized in one gif.

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Extremely disappointed I was not selected for a pat down by @tsa today.


Nothing validates my sense of fashion quite like taking half my wardrobe to @PlatosCloset and having them say they don't want any of it.


2017 is wanting to talk to your friends on Snapchat but they prefer to talk on instagram and their instagram friends prefer to talk on Facebook and their Facebook friends prefer to be on twitter and nobody talks to each other.


Is it too early to be playing "All I want for Christmas is You" at my open house tomorrow?


Why are they called safety pins when they have needles and leave you with multiple stab wounds?


The listing agent not even trying to cover up the dead rat at this house is exactly the sort of confidence I want in my life.


So excited to start celebrating Christmas tomorrow.


Me rejecting an offer vs my offer getting rejected

therealOCagent's tweet image. Me rejecting an offer vs my offer getting rejected

The great thing about owning a new #Prius is that it looks the same after you've crashed it as it did before.


Is it just me or is "Thank you for understanding." usually written after something that nobody will ever understand?


Richard Spencer is just mad he didn't turn color like everyone else in Pleasantville.


I'd ask @RealDonad_Trump to do something about these SoCal fires but I wouldn't want to throw our budget out of whack.


Jeff Lewis is my hero


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