Lotte Bergann
@thisladybug
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I think I'm too narcissistic for Twitter. I occasionally log on to read my own historic and infrequent tweets, applaud my own wit, & log out
Participants needed! We are looking for anyone over 35 to fill in our questionnaire about values and memories (some real-time feedback on values given). It takes around 20 minutes. Thank you!! westminsterpsych.az1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_8c…
lnkd.in/e4wywPgx 20 minutes of your time can help and autobiographic memory. As a bonus, part of the survey will give you scores for your own values. The only qualifier is that you must have at least 35 years of experience of being alive. Stay tuned for results in Sept.
For less traditional wedding gifts.. #SayItWithSquares the_sapphire_ring Congratulations Rosie & Jake -nothing square about you guys (Sorry Rosie, they’re not vegetarian friendly so I got you something else...) @… instagram.com/p/B1ybwyGnmMY/…
I beg to differ, I drink a pint of blue top milk every day and I am LIVING MY BEST LIFE. thanks cows
Umm @OatlyUK, there is already milk made for humans. It’s from LADIES BOOBS. Quit your jabber
On the way home from a wedding... Fred: before you die, you’ve got to give me that recipe. Me: thanks. Fred: I don’t WANT you to die... that would suck. Mum: I love my children #BergannBants #FamilyLife
I think Firezza is obsessed with me. I honestly haven’t even replied once
This wild cockatoo flew into 📷Kirk Robinson's car in Mackay y'day to escape #CycloneDebbie #cleverbird @ABCNewsBrisbane @ABCTropical
This is what happens if we push mental health to the back of our minds. Please read & sign to help my brother. bit.ly/MyBrotherPatri…
.@katiesaurus @British_Airways Yeah but I travel all the time short-haul and already have two flights booked
.@British_Airways I am due to fly to Edinburgh,Australia&Italy over the next year. You can't withdraw your last remaining USP now I've paid!
NO @YouTube I am NOT ready for a 'new smile' PLEASE DESIST with your unskipable @Clearblue adverts you SEXIST PIGS
"Roul likes to dance to Genesis in the Garden of Eden" #ICantDance #NoMakeUp #NoFilter… instagram.com/p/BIEukjhBhgu/
What is this "speaking as a mother", then? Is it a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment" BBaily
You know it has been a long day when it takes you an unjustifiably long time to figure put why… instagram.com/p/BG4zqtPMrXQ/
Traveling tip of the day; don't decant your gin into the plastic bottle you ordinarily leave by your bed side table with water in it
Flew to America. Shat on Donald Trumps Hair. Flew home. Yep. Because he's Worth it.
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