Ultimate Dirk
@timaeusdirkify
Purveyor of all things ironic. Tweet on the hourly when I escape the grasp of these miserable lesbians. (The male pronouns.) (Ran by @atom1ctarantula)
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OOC post from the buckster, king supreme of the ultimate dirk twitter account: i joke a lot about boy pussy and tits but none the less, if you're really gross and sexual in the replies i will probably block you. please don't take it out of proportion.
You're not a catboy, you're a hope player. You're a page. Go eat some grass, dick.
Just a heads up; if I ever act dumb, I'm joking. I'm 100% smart and know literally everything.
Pee was never stored in the balls, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't care for this timeline nonsense. Leave the temporal fuckery to the worse Strider.
Why the fuck did they name it “borderline”? Isn’t nothing about this shit 'bordering' anything? That’s just mean at this point. My emotions are like the little ball on a paddle ball being held by an obnoxious kid trying to see how fast he can make it bounce. His name is Clyde.
Lesbians are literally the meanest breed on this planet, I can't believe I want to disappear over this.
I'm literally sobbing. Every time I see the Gamzee vs Komaeda video, I die a little bit inside, but in the best way possible. Thank you so much for this curse and blessing; every time I show this video to others they act as if I killed God, but no, it was you guys who killed God.
Sorry for talking about Homestuck. Do you still think I'm sexy?
Loser left his phone unlocked, everybody lesbian lovepost while mod is sleeping. -RL
Hypothetically, I'm iced up. Then let's say, for the sake of debate, that I am dripping. Freezing, even.
The only thing that makes me transphobic is how repulsed I am by my own trans self.
Am I the most fuckable person in this narrative clusterfuck?
We're all lucky I'm around to make those kinds of sensitivity judgements on everyone's behalf.
I wish I could be a girl in that way, you wish I could be your girlfriend-boyfriend. Am I pretty enough to lie to?
There are no politics in space; only lesbians and trans men.
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