Tim Ostroot
@timostroot
A cynical intellectual romantically pursuing the good, the true and the beautiful.
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Just watched Rep. Marjorie Greene address the House of Representatives. Had I apologized like that to my parents, I’d still be grounded and I’m 60 years old.
Trump left a letter for Biden in the Oval Office. What might it say? “Joe: I can’t believe that I, America’s greatest man, lost an election to you, a weenie if there ever was one.” What did he say next?!
You are Joe Biden’s speechwriter ~ what’s your opening sentence?
A @BreckSchool alum, @HockeyHawkeye Wizard, and newest member of @WMUHockey family!! Congrats to @Nick_strom23 signing your NLI!! #TrustTheProcess @FargoForce @MinotauroHockey
Why didn't the Gophers carry Coach Claeys off the field?! #HolidayBowl #gopherfootball
I have bailed on the VP Debate in favor of "Drunk History." I am the wiser for it. #VPDebate
One is an incoherent lunatic. One propounds awful political philosophy. "Ye, Gods!" ... "So it goes." #debates #PresidentialDebate
If ESPN's Linda Cohn calls Brett Hull "Hulley" one more time trying to be hip, he oughta just leave the set. #espnhockey #pandering
Our best friends drive an Audi A6 or a Mercedes SUV. We drive Toyota Corollas. Every time we go to dinner, my wife exclaims "We'll drive!" ?
"Be alert!" says Kasich. He's right. This country needs more lerts.
These trailing Republicans are scaring the shit out of me - all out war, all the time, against everyone who ain't us. "Why not?!"
That MNF pre-game show confirmed my fear that the decline of Western civilization is irreversible ... #EndoftheWorld(asweknowit)
The link should be to a blank page ...
Disney Jr late night TV schedule: 10:00 pm Jake & Neverland Pirates 11:00 pm Doc McStuffins. Why? What 5 year old is still up?
Everybody calm down about this debate. We passed the 12th and 17th Amendments. Our harvest is ripe. #CNNdebate
"It wasn't her fault! Who puts OxyContin in a Xanax bottle?" #archerfx
Dr. Kenneth Sanderson flipped a switch!
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