Tweeting for the first time in months is like walking into a room full of your parents friends that you don't rly know
Just discovered my new fave cracker a little upset I've been eating all those other crackers
After putting something breakable in my car it takes approx 3 seconds of driving to forget that I put something breakable in my car.
Was that an earthquake or Rob Ford hitting rocks I mean rock bottom
It's weird when you're like "Oh she looks nice for dinner" but then you think about how she's actually wearing a sock in that bun
Sometimes you've had so many apartments in so little time that you just accidentally "go home" to your old one
. @TheBlackHoof's choice mode of transportation. Don't believe her if she says it's not hers.
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