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lmfao brodie took africa with him to the midwest

🚨MASSIVE FRAUD EXPOSED: A Somali restaurant in Minneapolis claimed to be feeding 6,000 children every single day… Investigators say they fed just 40 kids in six weeks while pocketing $12 MILLION in federal cash. INSANE



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There's a reason Arsenal signed another player to do Caicedo's role rather than play Rice there.


Only one of them starts for you loll.. Palmer and Colwill out is the equivalent of you not having Saliba and Saka

Ode, Havertz, Noni, Nelli, Jesus less Arsenal btw…



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I'm sorry but what are you talking about? Trade is what has powered our development. In fact our GDPs grow in tandem with commodity prices, not aid inflows. We don't need sympathy, we need markets.

I feel genuine pity for Sub-Saharan Africa. The entire world is running out of sympathy (which is what has mostly powered much of our development till death: aids and what not) We do fuck all. What awaits us in a world inundated by empathy-fatigue will be deadly.



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It’ll be a cold day in hell before I believe anything that comes out of a Nigerian politician’s mouth. Suddenly, you people want to believe a politician? The most wicked and heartless set of humans on earth? Abegi if Regina is all that bad, then why not send her back to her…


Lmao we're the worst footballing club in London? Plis now

Most Barca-Madrid coded midfielder rotting at the worst footballing club in London.



This is so silly genuinely

This babe is in her own world, nothing dey do am. I mean the whole Government has lost touch with reality but this one is a special case on her own. She’s all about that life. Slay Queen just wants to look good, catch flights and talk fancy. Whimsical 😂



That woman is the Minister of Tourism and Culture I'm not sure what people are expecting her proposals to be about


lmfaoo

Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.



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Senators Wives Association of Nigeria ...this country too sweet

Mind you, Regina is the secretary of Senator’s wives association of Nigeria She literally calls Akpabio’s wife “mummy” If these women can’t do anything or help, there’s nothing you the online warriors can do! Just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️



Generational man.. I'm so excited

just watch estevao man 😂😂



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Love the idea that Sunderland are 3rd and they've not actually tried their best in 10/11 games, imagine how good they'd be if they did!

Teams try 10x harder against us than anyone else in the league and it’s quite easy to see



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Buhari was the greatest calamity to ever befall Nigeria. He destroyed the past, the present and the future. He's a destroyer of worlds.

Wallahi, the late President Muhammadu Buhari was a better leader, more intellectual and charismatic at the same time than the so called master strategist. Even Kwankwaso, as president, would do better. Nigerians (Arewa) were brainwashed, especially with money and religion card,…



Enzo anytime you don't make him play as a mezzala

Enzo Fernandez today

elsdawg's tweet image. Enzo Fernandez today


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Regular Nigerians have indentured servants and child slaves today. It is not even remotely seen as a problem.

Let me ask you Nigerians today, if slavery hadn’t ended, and people still enslaved each other and it wasn’t a moral stain, do you think Nigerian leaders would end it? The answer is obviously no, but I want to know what you guys think.



are these folks insane

BREAKING: Katsina United Fans Slit Player’s Throat For Equalising Goal In NPFL Match | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3X5iQJf

SaharaReporters's tweet image. BREAKING: Katsina United Fans Slit Player’s Throat For Equalising Goal In NPFL Match | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3X5iQJf


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Africans love stupid policies like this

Government of Ghana has announced that local languages will now replace English as the primary medium of instruction in basic schools across the country.

Nairametrics's tweet image. Government of Ghana has announced that local languages will now replace English as the primary medium of instruction in basic schools across the country.


An Enzo Fernandez masterclass in playmaking


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If you build this in Bariga, the AC will be gone before 1am on the first day. The iron bars will be gone in a week, and by the end of the month they would have been dumping trash inside the place.

What’s stopping Nigeria from having something like this?

NemeremNjoku's tweet image. What’s stopping Nigeria from having something like this?


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High ranking government officials in China are not allowed to leave China. Their passports are often kept or highly monitored by the state. This holds even after they're retired. Now imagine your African country doing thi— wait, why are you laughing?

There are some things that they do in China that once you read it, you realize there's no chance in hell we'd be able to pull it off in Africa. For example, one of the biggest sources of government funds is the national savings in China, those savings are extremely concentrated…



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