Tinder: Oops you missed a match Me: Pretty sure I didn’t Tinder: how about paying $40 a month to see the people who you swiped left on and who are into you Me: Are you serious? Tinder: How about paying $7 to see 3 of those people
My take on the gay sex friends discourse is that I probably need more gay friends so I can have sex with them
If you can hear this picture, we’re friends
Made eyes with a flight attendant in the hotel lobby. Fast forward to railing him in his room in the middle of the night 👨🍳 💋
Christopher Columbus and the boys making their journey to America:
I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store
gays staying at the event til sunrise
United States Trends
- 1. Ash Wednesday N/A
- 2. Good Wednesday N/A
- 3. Mikaela Shiffrin N/A
- 4. Lent N/A
- 5. Hump Day N/A
- 6. Slovakia N/A
- 7. Mick Cronin N/A
- 8. #wednesdaymotivation N/A
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- 10. Deen N/A
- 11. Fredo N/A
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- 13. #18Feb N/A
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- 15. Happy Hump N/A
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- 17. Tom Noonan N/A
- 18. #PutThatInYourPipe N/A
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- 20. Northern Illinois N/A
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