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Swiping on tinder with a loaded gun in my other hand


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if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer


i will only see avatar 2 if the aliens have sex with their tails again


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in 2023 let’s not make these dreadful men any richer by fuelling their relevance with engagement


ur in her dm’s, she’s picking the dead skin off my toes


i say the pledge of allegiance every time i’m inside my wife


when you have a rare genetic condition that causes parts of ur face to randomly swell so u have to call in to work by telling ur manager u have a “lump” in ur chin


ur in his dm’s my shit’s on his dick


Knowing What I Must Do rly comes in clutch when making a decision is the vibe 😌


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i wish i could meet every gay ancestor i've ever had on the astral plane like avatars


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no i b sucking dick fr

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where do i find deranged unhinged gross cursed memes


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“Dasha is dating Louis CK!” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Rome must burn.


you’re in her dm’s, im farting in her bed


a service in which i comment which ig photo should have gone first in your post and then venmo request you $10


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