Jeremy T.
@turnerjer
Three finker. Ropeless homantic. Spampant roonerizer. - Trans Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter. - He/him. https://bsky.app/profile/turnerjer.bsky.social
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What it’s like inside my brain: I fell off a lawful felafel waffle wall of awful offal! Okay, that took an hour but I did it. Now, how can I turn this discovery into a salable product?
Great thread for folks who work in government.
Here, there are endless possibilities for action. The secretary who just doesn't have the keys to unlock the office yet, the staff who slow-roll paperwork, the legal team who sideline orders into review processes, every clerk who can individually hold things back 1%...
As a person who operates in systems that are extremely authoritarian (prisons, jails, criminal courts) let me tell you that many of the systems in which we operate simply *do not care* about protest. As long as it costs them little, they can ignore it.
I cannot stress enough what you're signing onto by staying on this site after tomorrow. This is just one piece of the new Terms of Service. You've agreed to let Musk SUE YOU FOR MONEY for violating the terms of service no one reads.
Take your kids to see the national parks, before they are sold off to developers.
It's fun to substitute 'cock and balls' for 'rock and roll' in, like, hundreds of songs.
i'll do that but with hard gay versions of songs. see if it's obvious what the regular song is. "i take those old dildos from the shelf/i go and sit on em all by myself/today's penis don't got the same soul/i like those old timey meaty poles"
ah, so despite his obligations to the goblin nation, he keeps them from rising above their goblin station? keeps the lowest on a goblin plantation with skeletal guards courtesy of malign animation? he should take a goblin vacation to find some goblin patience.
one time i was trying to write a rap from the point of view of an evil wizard and got "i got obligations to the goblin nations" stuck in my head for like a week
Sometimes you get rhyming couplet stuck in your head. Ive been saying "gettin hectic/suckin Shrek dick" a lot to myself
I actually can't think of any good reasons *not* to call for a recount.
you throw your little wish in the thing and some invisible guy you'll never know tells you you're doomed and you always were and it's your own fault and you're like yeah I knew that already
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