Jason Garza
@uberfunktion
We're all in this together. Let's have fun.
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#RelationshipStatus I just finished season 3 of Battlestar Galactica (2004). Amazing to revisit this excellent series. However, I just did a Google search for FTL drive technical specs. Do I need help @kateesackhoff?
I’ve been taking a break from other social media platforms but have a started a deep dive into @Spotify. You want a glimpse into how my brain works? Give this playlist a listen: When I Make My Movie: End Titles open.spotify.com/playlist/7D4kc…
The collective memory void for how to drive in snowy conditions is staggering. Remind me to move to Miami 30 years and many pounds ago to become a model.
This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time. I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won. To…
For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali buff.ly/3Z9luPO
I just backed DREAMCATCHERS - A Horror Comics One-Shot on @kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/epali…
Marketing is NOT about being the wittiest or the most creative. It’s about being the most helpful and the easiest to understand! Remember… People don’t buy the best products. They buy the products they can understand the fastest. Clarity. Always. Wins. 🏆
I talked with a CEO 3 weeks ago. In 2022, he had 10 copywriters on staff creating content. In 2023, he fired 9 of them and kept the 1 who was the best at writing ChatGPT prompts. Before I wrote books, I spent 15 years as a copywriter. If I still was, I’d be paying attention.
The scars you share become lighthouses for people who are headed to the same rocks you hit.
Overheard: “I’ve found that people who spend a lot of time arguing that there’s a big difference between happiness and joy tend to have neither.”
.Thank you, @JamesGunn for such a great ride in #GuardianOfTheGalaxyVol3. What a send off. Keep it up with your new gig.
CONGRATULATIONS @garbageforreal for reaching level 29 of LIFE! May your birthday be filled with joy and laughs. Maybe a sustenance treat, too.
I just backed ORPHANS Revisited - a Make/100 Graphic Novel Project on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/epali…
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ORPHANS Revisited - a Make/100 Graphic Novel Project
"Put some pants on. It's time to go to work."
Was setting up admin access to a site for someone while they were on the phone and instead of saying they could get to the back end I said Bag End. I think everyone would prefer Bag End. There’s cheese, a fireplace, and many interesting stories.
This is the time of the holiday season I promise myself I’ll just eat kelp and chicken come January 2nd…
Hurricane-Ravaged Florida Town Raises Ukraine Flag So Congress Will Send Aid babylonbee.com/news/hurricane…
Nobody: Me: So, yeah, having dueling FOMO and sometimes crippling social anxiety is not as cool as it sounds.
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- 8. #12Feb N/A
- 9. Día de la Juventud N/A
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