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Oh i'm sorry, you're BORED in QUARANTINE?? Well clearly you haven't been listening to 2hours and 37 minutes of Ella Fitzgerald's piano duets open.spotify.com/album/5XbiFk3D…
the ACLU finding an interracial couple named Loving gotta be the biggest jackpot in legal history like how are you gonna take a case named Loving v Virginia about the right to marry and not side with Loving
You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.
If you lost an instrument in the floods in western NC, American Songcatcher's Restring Appalachia program would like to help get an instrument back in your hands.
Yeahh i think i'm done with twitter for a while now. Tired of it tbh. My beloved mutuals, find me on tumblr (uhhtzig), IG (utz.ig) or Ye Olde Snapchatte (uhhtzig). I'll come back here and update someday if i ever make it onto bluesky or whatever but yeah damn. RIP Twitter
Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)
Listing berlioz as a one hit wonder is based actually. Put him in his place
Watching Shape of Water in theaters permanently altered my brain chemistry. I adore that movie
Since Oppenheimer and Barbie are getting nothing but good reviews…. What’s the best movie you’ve watched in theaters and you thought to yourselfthis is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen?
Woman Not Interested in Working but Very Interested in Buying Stuff: ow.ly/Km1C50PfG85
I support mt rushmore erasure
the beauty of lady gaga's instrumentals: CHROMATICA edition (a thread 🪡)
i wrote them into my will they’re each gonna get $600 when i die
Anxiety of Sticker Placement Outweighs Joy of Having a Sticker: ow.ly/2t4A50HeSpF
born this way is an aspirational song for straight people who know gay people. if i listen to marry the night i can move objects with my mind.
Rolling Stone names ‘Born This Way’ by Lady Gaga the most inspirational LGBTQ song of all time.
Cunk on Earth is hands down the funniest TV show I have seen in a long time, but specifically this part:
stop naming your kids after places like london and paris when they act like worcester massachusetts
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