unfitcoder's profile picture. NIT                                                                                 
Punchlines & pipelines -- I do both

Harsh

@unfitcoder

NIT Punchlines & pipelines -- I do both

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Hyderabad biryani has more clarity than most people I’ve dated.


Ghosting isn’t rude, it’s performance art.


Sorry I replied late, I was alive.


i ruin moments to feel something.


I left before i arrived.


love is rare. mixed signals are common.


Delhi I'm inside you

unfitcoder's tweet image. Delhi I'm inside you

they said ‘match energy’ — now we don’t talk.


my life is 90% 'it is what it is' and 10% 'wtf is this'.


We don’t break up. We just reduce the frequency of ‘haha’.


We flirt by saying ‘you ate?’ like it’s a love confession.


Life is tough. Ek bandi se what you do for fun over weekends puchliya , she thought ki ask out kar rha hu.


We don’t fall in love. We fall for people who can’t communicate.


Your standards aren’t high. You just stopped accepting nonsense.


Lessons? I learned nothing, I’ll do it again.


Love in 2025 is just choosing who disappoints you least.


Can't explain my Love-Hate relationship with syntax.


Low effort? Red flag. High effort? Also red flag.


Love in Mumbai is real until someone moves to Thane.


Gen Z relationships start with ‘wyd’ and end with ‘ok.’


My code runs perfectly until someone watches.


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