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Laura Anne

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jet blue what happened to all the flights from NY area to SRQ? Now such limited flights from JFK. No more from Westchester. Half the plane from NY, Greenwich, Westport Conn..... is always sharing rides from Tampa to Sarasota.


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Gmorning. Take your SWEET ASS TIME today. *But...but..." TAKE A BREATH AND SAVOR THE SUN ON YOUR FACE. *Sound nice, but tests/kids/health/real life* Oh my God it's just A MORNING TWEET, WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING ME ON THIS ONE BREATH, TAKE A BREATH AND LOOK UP FOR A SECOND


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Gnight. RELAX YOUR TIGHT ASS SHOULDERS tonight. *But...but..." CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SAVOR THE PILLOW ON YOUR FACE WHILE IT'S COLD. *Easy for you to say/Finals/Stress/The World...* For eff's sake LOOK AT YOUR SHOULDERS, THEY'RE UP BY YOUR EARS TAKE A MINUTE FOR YOURSELF AND GRIN


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It's obviously time for a 28th Amendment to the Constitution: "Until we can figure out what the hell is going on, only Americans of the female sex shall be eligible to serve in the Congress of the United States."


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Me: Hi, SAT Board, I need you to change my test scores. I didn't get the questions wrong. I provided #alternativefacts @MeetThePress


When will the networks get it- when they increase the decibel level on commercials, we mute them! It is counter productive, people!


Senators, Listen to the Experts and #EndAlz


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Kramer gets lost in the Super Dome on his way to his seats at the Super Bowl. Accidentally knocks out all the lights.


1.Drain iPad battery before recharging! 2. Do NOT do this! 3. It doesn't matter. I was told all 3 at Apple. Any thoughts? Thanks!


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