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@valit

Daydreamer, dad, designer, Euro-Californian.

.@ArwaM was already my favorite Guardian columnist. Now that she addresses the fundamental topic of finding good deodorants in the US, I think we are twins.


me: #heygoogle set an alarm for 1:30. G: Ok, your alarm is set for 1:30pm. BTW #protip: you can ask me... me: heygoogle - can you stop giving me pro tips? G: Ok. I have cancelled your alarm. #passiveaggressive


It should be illegal to say "we are experiencing greater than usual call volumes" - Just say we're trying to save by hiring fewer people than we need.


I think the monarchy is a bit like packaged meat in a supermarket. It looks all nice and clean so you don’t have to think about how it got there.


My last hour: ⁦@SamsungSupport⁩ ⁦@SamsungUS⁩ AI: Thank you for calling, so I may direct your call, tell me what it’s about. Agent1: Wrong department, I’ll transfer you. Agent2: Sorry about the inconvenience, let me transfer you. Auto message: Welcome to Samsung…


I have PTSD from scheduling a flight with @FlySWISS. I think this bit of their website is a good representation of the absurdity of the experience.

valit's tweet image. I have PTSD from scheduling a flight with @FlySWISS. I think this bit of their website is a good representation of the absurdity of the experience.

So, I’m trying to cancel a subscription on @Amazon. I can’t find how to do it but Amazon will sell me a book that can teach me how to do it.

valit's tweet image. So, I’m trying to cancel a subscription on @Amazon. I can’t find how to do it but Amazon will sell me a book that can teach me how to do it.

I think @westelm have found a way to reduce the number of calls they get


In a chat with @Carvana. Should I keep waiting?

valit's tweet image. In a chat with @Carvana. Should I keep waiting?

I’m having a déjà-impeached.


Days of chaos with @UPS in Oakland. Package scheduled for delivery 10 days ago. Nearly every day it’s out for delivery. Spent 1h in line at customer support ctr because no one picks up the phone and when I spoke to someone they said they have no idea where the package even is.


Google Maps' monthly updates in the time of coronavirus. * You've been to * 1 place : home * Your highlights * Places visited : the supermarket


Mysteries of the wireless home: if I leave my phone near my waterpik when I floss, the doorbell goes off.


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