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virtualVirtualVirgin

@virtualvirgin

each time is your first

Checking Twitter for the first time in 3 years! I'll see you again in 6!


I don't have anything to say, which is very convenient as nobody reads anything on Twitter anyway.


Fartlocker. Nobody reads this shit anyway.


Are you shitting me? I shit you not.


Thinking of new sheets for this Shitter account. #poopun


So many tweets to ignore, so many tweets to write! #informationsuperwastebasket


Wow. I don't give a shit about any of this stuff. #gooffline


Still not reading any of these fucking tweets


Still not reading these Tweets.


I think Twitter has reversed my ability to read.


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