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You Can’t Be Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative: robkhenderson.com/p/you-cant-be-…


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What happened to romance? To choosing someone kind, warm, supportive and not a skin tone? Beauty fades. Character doesn’t.


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It’s the worst of both worlds, you aren’t even working, you’re just performing and you aren’t even enjoying the moment, you’re ruining it. When it’s time to work, work. When it’s time to enjoy, enjoy.


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you can't find the stuff i write that i think is actually useful here: open.substack.com/pub/robotjames…


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The most intelligent people, I think, have some intellectual humility, which i believe is essential to attack hard problems. One needs to be able to say, "I'm wrong" and try another approach.


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how it feels to be long puts when bad things are happening

DeepDishEnjoyer's tweet image. how it feels to be long puts when bad things are happening

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And the hits just keep coming…

NEW: Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for "duping" customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house.

WALLACHLEGAL's tweet image. NEW: Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for "duping" customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house.
WALLACHLEGAL's tweet image. NEW: Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for "duping" customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house.


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NEW: Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for "duping" customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house.

WALLACHLEGAL's tweet image. NEW: Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for "duping" customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house.
WALLACHLEGAL's tweet image. NEW: Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for "duping" customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house.

I am never going to bring a laptop to a Chinese restaurant in my life...ever.

idk what to say this is awful



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I’m humble enough to admit you can replace me with AI. But I’m confident enough to inform you that it’ll cost you more.

people that think like this still exist btw and theyʼre in for a big surprise sadly

TheAhmadOsman's tweet image. people that think like this still exist btw

and theyʼre in for a big surprise sadly


Yes yes yes !!

Poor time management, disrespectful to the candidate, distracting work environment



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How much better would the world be if more nerds committed fraud and got caught and had to serve hard time in a maximum-security facility?

Lamont Baker, a self-professed drug dealer and fellow inmate of Do Kwon's at Essex County Correctional Facility in New Jersey, says Do has been teaching him computer programming in jail. (13/x)

aosipovich's tweet image. Lamont Baker, a self-professed drug dealer and fellow inmate of Do Kwon's at Essex County Correctional Facility in New Jersey, says Do has been teaching him computer programming in jail. (13/x)


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Teaches Unix shell commands via missions github.com/phyver/GameShe…

tom_doerr's tweet image. Teaches Unix shell commands via missions

github.com/phyver/GameShe…

He's right. There was a Church in my area that wired about 5 million or so to a cunning fraudster. Same trick...pose as a trusted party, get the money and run.

Ngl, you're SOL

AjaxHamiltonian's tweet image. Ngl, you're SOL


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our finance person sent $800k to the wrong bank account was meant to go to our supplier but they received a phishing email and changed the account/routing number anyone dealt with this before and recovered funds? we are talking to chase/mercury rt for visibility


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I’ll be at Breakpoint this year I like to stay at my desk and focus on trading usually - but this seems worth it If you are a trader, engineer, or quant in crypto - especially DeFi - come find me - plenty of hiring for Ergonia happening If you aren’t any of those things -…


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the secret to becoming a god tier fintwit poster is just always do whatever the short-term market momentum implies which is usually up, then be quiet when you're losing money I'm still net tilted short


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8 years ago. Now celebrating 7+ years of being cancer free 🤝

I will beat my stage 3 cancer



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The funniest thing about people coming at Citrini tonight is the self own. You are attacking one of the few people who is actually transparent, accountable and executing. Thanks for self-screening yourself as noise and letting everyone know you are not to be taken seriously.

a lot of people have decided to talk shit about the portfolio we publish - i challenge you to find someone else that is talking about topics as broad as the ones we are and also publishing positions they take as proof to back it up. if you can’t realize it’s more impactful to…



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